Ed: Why are there so many girls here, and like, no guys?

Mai: Seriously. They could make this a lesbian show.

Ed: “Lesbian: The Musical”.

Hmm, song lyric idea:
I WISH I LOVED A MAN,

BUT INSTEAD I HAVE TO USE MY HAND!

BELLA MOMMA <3

“He even went so far as to suggest that she was of dubious birth…

meaning:

SHE WAS A WHORE.  ”

Ed: “‘The Mayans’ religious rituals required blood-letting, usually though the ears, nose, and pen…pens…’ what does that say…OH, ‘PENIS’ — oh shit.”

Jamie: “…”

please note: we were in the library, surrounded by little kids, at this point in time. c:

☆ AND STUFF☆

From the day we arrive on the planet
And, blinking, step into the sun
There’s more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be done
There’s far too much to take in here
More to find than can ever be found
But the sun rolling high
Through the sapphire sky
Keeps great and small on the endless round
It’s the Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life
It’s The Circle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the Circle
The Circle of Life

WE HAVE A GLORIOUS SELECTION OF LOW-FAT YOGURTS!”
see also: IDEK 9.5

- ed (of course) + rory

“GUYSSS, THIS IS BASIC GRAMMAR THAT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTOOD!”